A store that sells husbands has just opened in Nairobi, where a woman may go to choose a husband. This is how the store operates: You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love their wives. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love their wives, and love kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love their wives, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," the lady thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love their wives, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love their wives, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! %
THE HUSBAND STORE
